May 2012
I Am The Challenger →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true
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cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
WHEN U REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TALKIN AND U CANT GET A WORD IN
In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was...
our-onedirection:
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
dietchola:
i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
Me: I think I'm going to have a productive day today
Me: I'm going to finish my homework
Me: and wash the dishes
Me: and read books
Me: and study
Me: and exercise
Me: and feed some homeless dogs
Me: and donate some blood
Tumblr: no
Me: ok
hardcorerockinn:
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
monday: *oversleeps* tuesday: *oversleeps* wednesday: *oversleeps* thursday: *oversleeps* friday: *oversleeps* saturday: *wakes up at 7am* sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm dead
lean, mean, tsunami machine! →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
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Does anyone ever make a meaningless post just to...
guilty.
How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
hxcfairy:
I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.
Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black Widow: 33:35. Iron Man: 37:01....
Smile You're Beautiful →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
brucebaanner:
remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay
couldve:
oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil
“We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock...”
– Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x)
daisyfairy:
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
