A Mutual Affirmative

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

godofmischeif:

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS

(tom actually has an insanely ridiculously unfairly unreasonably pERFECT taste in music though omfg

check this out okay- it’s all the music he’s posted on his twitter. or you can check out my personal favorites u kkno u kno~~)

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When you’re typing in your password…

lolsofunny:

but you get it wrong.

So you start typing like this…

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April fools joke gone wrong

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
Me:…

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Vincent Van Gogh: Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is, in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue and blowing through the blues and blackness the winds swirling through the air and then shining, burning, bursting through… the stars! And you see how they roar their light. Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.
The Doctor: I’ve seen many things, my friend. But you’re right. Nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see.

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doctorwho:

Doctor Who companions as guinea pigs
Maybe these ones won’t wander off

Another Who Pig, Ace

doctorwho:

Doctor Who companions as guinea pigs

Maybe these ones won’t wander off

Another Who Pig, Ace

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Domestic Avengers; in which Natasha loses a bet to Steve and is forced to dress up patriotically.

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lolsofunny:

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gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

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kingruffalo:

You go to a costume party as a superhero, not your own, who would it be? [x]

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